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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
- Sofia Vergara:BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
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youtube is fucking shit up, what the hell
i searched a song, and it’s giving me two results. one about a new horror movie coming out, chernobyl diaries and some shit about adele
what’s going on
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i have an itouch now. YEEEEEEAH
i haven’t had an ipod since like, january, cause my orange nano was stolen :’( i miss that thing. it was so pretty omgggg
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my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
(Source: jerryfultoncantrell)
